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Monday, November 30, 2009

There’s lots of talk about Tiger Woods right now. After a “minor car accident” on his own property, he’s gone back and forth regarding speaking to the police, and finally hired Orlando criminal defense attorney Mark NeJame, who’s advised him to keep his mouth shut – as any good defense attorney would do.

I thought it was interesting that a lot of the talk about the fact that Woods hired a defense attorney made mention of a 2003 article that described NeJame as “Orlando’s own Johnnie Cochran”. It reminded me of the Chris Rock joke about Cochran and Kobe Bryant – people said that Kobe shouldn’t have hired Cochran because it made him look guilty, and Rock’s joke is that, yeah, maybe, but at least then you get off, and you’re the guilty-looking person who goes free, rather than the innocent-looking guy in jail.

That perception, that by hiring Orlando’s Johnnie Cochran equivalent, Woods must have done something wrong, isn’t an accident, I don’t think. I don’t think that it keeps getting brought up by coincidence – there’s a strong push to suggest here (as in most cases) – that Tiger Woods has something to hide by hiring this guy.

That’s my take on it, anyway, but I am but a guy who works in the office. The office is full of smart attorneys, however, so I talked to Kristi Couvillon, one of those smart attorneys, for her take on it.

“A lot of innocent people haven’t hired attorneys for that reason and some of them have found themselves convicted,” she said. “I think an innocent person has more reason to hire an attorney, not less. Honest statements can be misconstrued and used by law enforcement as statements of guilt, and it would be so much worse, to me, for that to happen if I hadn’t done anything wrong.”

Which makes sense, especially if you’re high in the running for title of “most famous person in the world”, like Tiger Woods, and people would get a thrill out of seeing you brought down. The stakes are pretty low here, for sure – Woods probably faces misdemeanor charges, at most, though that’s just my speculation based on some media reports – but that only makes it more interesting that there’s this rush to tarnish his image (especially considering how squeaky-clean it is) right now, what with the “he hired the equivalent of Johnnie Cochran” bupkis and all. If there’s a clear interest in convicting the guy of something in the court of public opinion right now, that’s probably all the reason he needs to defend himself with an attorney. I wouldn’t be talking to the police right now, either.

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